"Family Goy"

Peter has an affair with a Kathy Ireland cutout; Lois discovers she's Jewish and Peter embraces it more than her

"Road to the Multiverse"

Brian and Stewie go on a road trip though other parallel universes using a remote control that Stewie finds. When Brian breaks the remote, the two have to find their way back.

"Peter's Progress"

Peter learns from Cleveland's Jamaican psychic cousin Madame Claude through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson a dignified gentleman.

"Three Kings"

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works.

"We Love You Conrad"

Brian tries to drink away his sorrows when he learns Jillian is getting married and he wakes up in bed next to Lauren Conrad. Brian wants out of the relationship until he realizes LC may be the perfect match for him... if he can get over Jillian.

"Stew-Roids"

Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie. He gets pretty ripped, but Peter reveals that he's been giving him steroids.

After Brian is arrested for drug possession he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor Adam West passes the law and the whole town goes to pot. Brian then protests to re-ban marijuana and Mayor Adam West passes the law.

"Not All Dogs Go to Heaven"

Meg becomes a born-again Christian and tries to convert Brian from atheism. Meanwhile Stewie is furious that he doesn't get to ask the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation any questions at a convention so he kidnaps the cast and forces them to hang out with him.

"FOX-y Lady"

Lois lands a job at Fox News and has to shoot an investigative exposé on Michael Moore but loses her job when her story implicates Rush Limbaugh instead.

"The Juice Is Loose"

Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson, who he befriends Simpson and brings him home to meet the family. Quahog as a whole is not too pleased.

Family Guy Quotes

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire