"Family Gay"

Peter participates in some medical experiments to pay off his debt made by a mentally disabled horse including one that sees him getting injected with the "gay gene."

"Ocean's Three and a Half"

Bonnie finally gives birth to her baby, a girl named Susie, with whom Stewie falls for and will do anything to win over her heart. Meanwhile Joe borrows $20,000 with a plan to pay off the debt.

"Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"

Peter does everything so he can to receive a promotion at work but he must first be sent back to repeat the third grade in order to qualify. Meanwhile Frank Sinatra, Jr. returns to Quahog to buy the local nightclub with Brian.

"The Man with Two Brians"

When Brian gets injured during a take of Peter's version of Jackass the Griffins realize that Brian may be getting too old so Peter brings home a new dog prompting Brian to leave.

"Baby Not on Board"

Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

"Road to Germany"

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him in 1939 Poland.

"I Dream of Jesus"

Peter gets a record for his favorite song "Surfin' Bird." Then goes to the record store for another copy and discovers Jesus working as the store clerk.

"Love, Blactually"

Brian sets his sights on a girl named Carolyn and follows Stewie's advice to take things slow with the relationship only to drive her crazy and straight into Cleveland's arms.

"Long John Peter"

Peter steals a parrot from the vet and becomes convinced he's a pirate. Meanwhile, Chris falls in love with the vet's intern, Anna.

"The Former Life of Brian"

Brian discover he has an illegitimate child, Dylan, who is dropped off for him to raise. Brian puts Dylan's life on track, who in turn, tries to fix his mother's life.

Family Guy Quotes

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire