"Dial Meg for Murder"

When Meg gets busted for hiding her jail bird boyfriend, Luke (Chace Crawford) in her house she goes to jail and returns hard.

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"Extra Large Medium"

After being lost in the woods for days, Stewie encourage Chris to profess his love to his crush; Peter thinks he's a psychic.

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"Big Man on Hippocampus"

When Peter gets in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he gets Amnesia and needs to get his memory back before he loses Lois to Quagmire.

"Business Guy"

After Peter throws a wild bachelor party, Carter slips into a deep coma that even Dr. House cannot rescue him from. Peter convinces Lois to let him run Carter's company, Pewterschmidt Industries.

"Dog Gone"

After Brian accidentally kills another dog, he tries to convince everyone a dog's life is as valuable as a human; Lois hires a maid that doesn't listen to Peter.

"Jerome is the New Black"

Peter and the guys interview new potential friends to fill the void left by Cleveland and find a potential in Jerome. Brian tries to figure out why Quagmire hates him.

"Quagmire's Baby"

Quagmire becomes a single parent when he discovers a baby of his on the door step; Stewie makes a clone of himself.

"Hannah Banana"

Stewie makes Brian help him meet his favorite teen idol, Miley Cyrus. Chris tries to prove to the family the monkey in his closet is real.

"Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"

When Brian's romance with an older woman gets serious, the whole Griffin family makes fun of him.

"Spies Reminiscent of Us"

Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase guest starred as themselves and moved into Cleveland's old home. Stewie and Brian discover they're spies and join them in a mission in Russia

Family Guy Quotes

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire