" The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz"

When Peter's dad visits the family, he attempts to push his religious beliefs on the family. After a mixup with holy water puts Stewie in a bubble, Peter starts his own religion devoted to The Fonz.

"The Fat Guy Strangler"

When Lois discovers she has a brother, Patrick, living at a mental institution, she gets him out and moves him in with the family.

"The Courtship of Stewie's Father"

Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to lack of time with his father, so she makes Peter spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile, Chris befriends Herbert.

"Brian Goes Back to College"

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job writing for the New Yorker. When he admits he never graduated from college, he's fired, and goes back to school.

After a wardrobe malfunction causes the FCC to censor all live broadcasts, Peter creates his own station, "PTV," broadcasting out of his own home.censored.

"Jungle Love"

Trying to avoid being hazed at school, Chris runs off to South America. Peter gets frustrated with his new job on the brewery.

"Perfect Castaway"

Peter and the guys go fishing and they end up stranded on an island. Rescued by a cruise months later, Peter returns home to find Lois with a new husband.

"Peter's Got Woods"

When Brian starts dating Meg's high school teacher, Peter and Brian's friendship gets tested; Brian tries to get the school renamed from James Woods to Martin Luther King Jr.

"Model Misbehavior"

Lois fulfills her lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts a multi-level marketing company and Brian, desperate for cash for his de-worming medicine, joins as his salesman.

"Breaking Out is Hard to Do"

Lois' kleptomania puts her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in chaos. To restore their lives, Peter attempts to break Lois out, only to end up living in hiding in "Asian Town."

Family Guy Quotes

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire