Nathan:You're Haley James, right? Haley: I'm sorry. I'm best friends with Lucas. Nathan: Well, then I'm sorry too. Haley: Forget it, I'll find you someone else. Nathan: Look, there is no one else. All right? I'd be fine with it if there was. Haley: If there were. Nathan: See, you're helping me already. Haley: Look, I can't help you. And on top of that, I won't help you. Okay?
Haley: Oh, the magazine pages are sticking again, you little pervert. Oh hey Luke. You've been reading this? Lucas: I don't know, Haley. Is that the 'why do i hang out with these people?' issue, because you're on the cover of that, right? Haley: No, actually it's the 'my best friend is an idiot' issue and there you are!