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The Office Review: "China"

The Office Review: "China"

The Office aired its first hilarious episode in weeks with "China." We've compiled the very best quotes from it.
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The Office Review: A Silent WUPHF

The Office Review: A Silent WUPHF

Michael came to a realization about Ryan on this week's episode of The Office. It was a big step for our favorite immature manager to take.
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The Office Review: Mood Swings for Michael

The Office Review: Mood Swings for Michael

The Office continued to plant the seeds of Michael's departure this week, as he had an interesting reaction in church. Browse through the episode funniest quotes in this review of "Christening."
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The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.

Andy