Quotables from Week Ending November 18, 2016

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Yep, we're calling this the pop culture edition, because there are so many references to it in quotes this week.

Pinball, Seth Meyers, Crayons, the Braves, the Brady Bunch, some raunchy stuff that has seeped into our everyday language, Jamie Oliver, Mel Gibson and more. 

Go ahead, dive in and find the quotes!

1. Madam Secretary

A bold move madam secretary

And confirmations are in for your Global Development meeting in Montreal. So far, you're meeting with chef Jamie Oliver to discuss global children's nutrition, the Saudi Foreign Minister Kasib Hajar exploring the future of solar power, and George Clooney to stare deeply into his eyes. [pause] And talk mass genocide.

Blake
And confirmations are in for your Global Development meeting in Montreal. So far, you're meeting with chef Jamie Oliver to discuss global...

2. Teen Wolf

A new enemy teen wolf

Scott: You're staring at a broken windshield.
Stiles: There's something wrong with it.
Scott: It's broken.

Scott: You're staring at a broken windshield. Stiles: There's something wrong with it. Scott: It's broken.

3. Timeless

Hidden agenda timeless

Christopher: When you find Flynn, maybe you can blind him with that suit.
Wyatt: I look like Greg Brady.
Christopher: Find Marcia and Peter and get going.

Christopher: When you find Flynn, maybe you can blind him with that suit. Wyatt: I look like Greg Brady. Christopher: Find Marcia and...

4. Quantico

Shelby goes undercover quantico

If Miranda is wrong and Owen and the AIC haven't tapped any recruits yet, who do you think they are going to be looking for, hmm? Someone who goes too far, or someone who doesn't go far enough?

Ryan
If Miranda is wrong and Owen and the AIC haven't tapped any recruits yet, who do you think they are going to be looking for, hmm? Someone...

5. Westworld

Critical mistakes westworld

The longer I work here, the more I think I understand the hosts. It's the human beings that confuse me.

Bernard
The longer I work here, the more I think I understand the hosts. It's the human beings that confuse me.

6. Once Upon a Time

Spinning gold once upon a time season 6 episode 8

Rumple: Love is weakness.
Evil Queen: Love can be weakness, but it can also be a weapon.

Rumple: Love is weakness. Evil Queen: Love can be weakness, but it can also be a weapon.

7. The Walking Dead

A sobering visit the walking dead

In case you haven't caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.

Negan
In case you haven't caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.

8. Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim on camera keeping up with the kardashians

Kanye said I could have his embryo.

Khloe
Kanye said I could have his embryo.

9. Shameless

The cost shameless

Principal: Are you not going to do the GED?
Debbie: What job can I get without it?
Principal: Sex worker.

Principal: Are you not going to do the GED? Debbie: What job can I get without it? Principal: Sex worker.

10. NCIS: Los Angeles

International warfare ncis los angeles

Deeks: So all we need is patience.
Nell: Mahatma Gandhi?
Deeks: Axl Rose, I think. Could be Mel Gibson.

Deeks: So all we need is patience. Nell: Mahatma Gandhi? Deeks: Axl Rose, I think. Could be Mel Gibson.

11. Secrets and Lies

Patching things up secrets and lies

Neil: How was I supposed to tell you, that your brother's wife runs a whore house?!
Eric: What did you just say?

Neil: How was I supposed to tell you, that your brother's wife runs a whore house?! Eric: What did you just say?

12. Masters of Sex

Keeping the clinic afloat masters of sex

Libby: Well, it is hardly my fault that you spent years as an absent father.
Bill: Don't throw that in my face.
Libby: And why shouldn't I? Why should I pay again for your selfishness?

Libby: Well, it is hardly my fault that you spent years as an absent father. Bill: Don't throw that in my face. Libby: And why shouldn't...

13. The Last Man On Earth

Carol needs a favor the last man on earth

I have a story about leaving a note. I was going to kill myself. I was going to drive into a rock. I don’t know why but I looked up and saw this plume of smoke and it was Carol. She saved me and the only reason that Carol showed up there was because of those signs. Those alive in Tucson signs. The signs that I was positive nobody would ever see.

Tandy Miller
I have a story about leaving a note. I was going to kill myself. I was going to drive into a rock. I don’t know why but I looked up and...

14. Supergirl

A new reality supergirl

Kara: You need a break?
Mon-El: Okay, I accept your surrender.
Kara: Ha ha. This is serious, you have to learn how to defend yourself.
Mon-El: How often do you plan on attacking me?

Kara: You need a break? Mon-El: Okay, I accept your surrender. Kara: Ha ha. This is serious, you have to learn how to defend yourself....

15. Vanderpump Rules

Tom and katie vanderpump rules

I worship the ground that he never walks on.

Lisa
I worship the ground that he never walks on.

16. Scorpion

Distracting walter scorpion

If Walt actually liked Tim, saw in him what Paige saw, he'd realize Paige made the logical choice and stop trying to win her.

Toby
If Walt actually liked Tim, saw in him what Paige saw, he'd realize Paige made the logical choice and stop trying to win her.

17. Gotham

The engagement party murder gotham

This guy, Barnes? If he so much as jaywalked, he'd write himself a ticket.

Bullock
This guy, Barnes? If he so much as jaywalked, he'd write himself a ticket.

18. I'm not even comfortable having this conversation.

A civil friendship jane the virgin s3e5

Rogelio: Well, Michael and Xiomara already have seen my penis. So will you be comfortable seeing it 40 feet high?
Jane: I'm not even comfortable having this conversation.

Rogelio: Well, Michael and Xiomara already have seen my penis. So will you be comfortable seeing it 40 feet high? Jane: I'm not even...

19. Sweet/Vicious

Gotcha sweet slash vicious

Jules: I know how to do things most people don't. There is stuff happening out there and no one is doing anything about it. People are just getting away with awful things. I'm trying to make some of that right.
Ophelia: That's the plot of Batman.

Jules: I know how to do things most people don't. There is stuff happening out there and no one is doing anything about it. People are...

20. The Mindy Project

The mindy project surprised

I already have TV experience. I was featured on Sports Center when I fell off the second deck at a Braves game.

Colette
I already have TV experience. I was featured on Sports Center when I fell off the second deck at a Braves game.

21. Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After?

Ben and lauren happy ben and lauren happily ever after

I know my sister and there are three things that scare her to death - heights, sharks and hot pink.

Molly
I know my sister and there are three things that scare her to death - heights, sharks and hot pink.

22. The Flash

Cold gun the flash s1e4

Do you think everyone on Earth 19 is missing crayons in the box, or just him?

Cisco
Do you think everyone on Earth 19 is missing crayons in the box, or just him?

23. This Is Us

Hey seth meyers this is us s1e7

Seth Myers: Kevin. Hey, Kevin. You alright man? Do you want me to call someone.
Kevin [actively scrapping in the street with Randall]: Oh. It's a. No. This is my brother.
Seth Myers: Oh. Hey, man.
Randall: Hey Seth Myers.

Seth Myers: Kevin. Hey, Kevin. You alright man? Do you want me to call someone. Kevin [actively scrapping in the street with Randall]:...

24. Bull

Replacing benny bull

The good news is, he's the best at what he does. The bad news is, he knows it.

Bull
The good news is, he's the best at what he does. The bad news is, he knows it.

25. Lucifer

A rash of stabbings lucifer

Lucifer: I've broken my therapist. Now she's somewhere to the left of totally useless and to the right of babbling lunatic.
Chloe: So she's you, in a skirt.

Lucifer: I've broken my therapist. Now she's somewhere to the left of totally useless and to the right of babbling lunatic. Chloe: So...

26. Shooter

Recruited shooter

Isaac: I see you are still a bleeding heart Liberal.
Bob Lee: You never know when shit's gonna get weird.

Isaac: I see you are still a bleeding heart Liberal. Bob Lee: You never know when shit's gonna get weird.

27. NCIS: New Orleans

Joining the navy ncis new orleans

He made six phone calls to you. Did you ever think he might have something important to say?

Pride [to Hamilton]
He made six phone calls to you. Did you ever think he might have something important to say?

28. Scream Queens

An influx of patients scream queens

I loved Denise as much as the rest of you. Which admittedly wasn't that much.

Munsch
I loved Denise as much as the rest of you. Which admittedly wasn't that much.

29. NCIS

Jethro gibbs picture

Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Gibbs: ...Nope!

Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom? Gibbs: ...Nope!

30. Chicago Fire

The cause of a fire chicago fire

This guy defaced our house. That's a middle finger to every one of us.

Herrmann
This guy defaced our house. That's a middle finger to every one of us.

31. Queen Sugar

The high yellow queen sugar

Your momma's been put through the ringer. Put yourself in her place, the betrayal, the humiliation. Taking every arrow while trying to stop every arrow from hitting you. Everybody don't have a momma like that.

Nova
Your momma's been put through the ringer. Put yourself in her place, the betrayal, the humiliation. Taking every arrow while trying to...

32. Empire

Using the hack empire

Shyne: I guess what they say is true. The camera does add ten pounds.
Cookie: Well then what is your excuse fat ass?

Shyne: I guess what they say is true. The camera does add ten pounds. Cookie: Well then what is your excuse fat ass?

33. Salem

Betrayal and penance salem

I know what you are...you're nothing! Nothing but common thieves. Liars. Traitors. Rapists. Murderers. But worse than that, you're cry-babies. Poor, proud, pitiful things. I've seen you, and the best and worst men can be, and I assure you, even the lowest of human has more heart, more soul, than you two. Take what you will; I want nothing of you or yours. Get your hands off me!

Mary
I know what you are...you're nothing! Nothing but common thieves. Liars. Traitors. Rapists. Murderers. But worse than that, you're...

34. Younger

Happy liza younger

Liza: Oh! I have out of the office lunch plans today.
Diana: Liza, never interrupt my moment with your plans.

Liza: Oh! I have out of the office lunch plans today. Diana: Liza, never interrupt my moment with your plans.

35. Arrow

A new vigilante arrow

I said go to hell... what, do you need directions or something?

Villain
I said go to hell... what, do you need directions or something?

36. Frequency

A big break frequency

You chose the job, and I chose to move on. You know, we keep score, and we both lose.

Julie
You chose the job, and I chose to move on. You know, we keep score, and we both lose.

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What I haven't said in this letter, Mal, what I've been trying to write among all these scattered words is, is that I'm afraid. I'm scared, Mal. We grew up reading about a Saint who would one day perform a miracle of light and solve our country's problems, and we knew that was a lie. We knew that no stranger ever solved our problems for us. No great miracle was coming. That's why we had each other. The world is hard and cruel, but we had each other, and that was enough. That was everything. If Saints were once real, they've long since left us. Yet now, everyone is looking at me like I'm the answer. Like I'm the miracle the world has been waiting for. Or perhaps they know I'm a fraud, an imposter. I'm terrified. Of failure or success. If I really do have this power, who am I? I would be everything we mocked and dismissed. A stranger to myself. And to you. You once told me you were the most scared when you were lost. But getting lost can happen even when you know where you are. You told me about cardinal north and true north. Cardinal north is a direction on a map. True north? True north is home. It is where you feel safe and loved. You have always been my true north, Mal. And if I am to survive this, I need to be home again, with you.

Alina

There was a little showmance going on behind the scenes.

Jorgeous