Quotables from Week Ending November 18, 2016
Carissa Pavlica at .37. Criminal Minds
It's what happens when we're not on a case that defines who we are. We stand beside one another, through good, through bad, because we're family.
Rossi
38. Blindspot
You're not the only one that can infiltrate the FBI. Did you really think that Oscar was your only handler?
Shepherd
39. Code Black
Ethan: You do not I'm not your first year resident, right?
Campbell: Your haircut confused me.
40. Designated Survivor
So are pinball people just too old to play video games?
Hannah
41. American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare
Audience Member: We love you, Shelby!
Shelby: Oh, thank you. That's really sweet.
Audrey: Are you sure it's not me you love?
42. Chicago PD
Every fear you ever had about cops is gonna come true.
Voight
43. Lethal Weapon
You have something strapped to the front of you or are you wearing children as jewelry nowadays?
Riggs
44. The Big Bang Theory
Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I'd steal it.
Sheldon
45. Legends of Tomorrow
Amaya: Sara's told me all the things you've done for this team, and you don't sound like an animal who just wants to watch the world burn.
Mick: They like to pretend I'm part of the team, but they have me on a leash. No. Huh. No. Now, if you'll excuse me.
46. Rosewood
Rosewood: Capt., I realize your connection to Ricky, but I'm going to need you to find your happy place.
Slade: Oh, this is the happiest I've been in years.
47. Pitch
Agent: Oscar wants to know if you're happy here.
Mike: Do I look unhappy?
Agent: You always look unhappy.
48. Pure Genius
Do you see how awesome technology is W? We're making miracles here on a daily basis. Big and small.
James
49. Supernatural
I gotta tell ya, mom to mom, they're good men. Best I ever met.
Jody
50. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I get it; I'm Barb, she's Nancy. I tell myself that she's fragile, but you know, I just had an abortion dammit! It would have been nice to talk to my best friend about it. I'm so sorry, I should not have blurted that out.
Paula
51. Grey's Anatomy
Alex: Don't go anywhere, no matter what happens, okay?
Jo: I don't want him to find me. He can't find me.
Alex: This is your life. You're Jo Wilson. You belong here.
52. Ash vs Evil Dead
You know, Ruby said this would be hard. Buddy, I've had harder turds. You are a joke of a demon!
Ash
53. How to Get Away with Murder
Hey, job well done. You did your charity and saved a little black baby and now I'm asking you to leave.
Michaela
54. The Exorcist
Why me? Because you were under my foot, you stupid bitch.
Salesman
55. The Vampire Diaries
Look, we don't know what'll happen next to any of us. But we can't let that haunt us. We can't let that make us forget what we mean to one another.
Stefan
56. Hawaii Five-0
Jerry: You look every bit as good as your avatar.
Susie: Thanks, I think.