Survivor Review: The Decision, Part Deux

Survivor Review: The Decision, Part Deux

Just when you thought NaOnka didn't deserve to be on Survivor, she goes and does this. Oh and, Kelly S goes along with her, literally. We break down all the angles of the stunning change to the game in our review.
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Survivor Review: "What Goes Around, Comes Around"

Survivor Review: "What Goes Around, Comes Around"

Marty's probably not the greatest Survivor player of all time, but he's definitely a candidate for the luckiest. Our review looks at Marty's growing luck and the young La Florians increasingly bizarre decisions.
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Hayden Moss Wins Big Brother 12!

Hayden Moss Wins Big Brother 12!

Who won Big Brother 12, Hayden, Enzo or Lane? Three houseguests remain, and only two spots in the finals awaited them - and seven jury votes. It was a 4-3 vote, but the winner is ...
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Reality TV Quotes

I’m writing in the paper that Kingfisher is on the verge of bankruptcy … which it is. The next morning, I get slapped with two lawsuits from Natey Flint. He takes out a liable suit against the Sunrise Herald and a one-million-dollar liable suit against me.

Frank Kovick

Stacey: Do you know of any fires in this area?
Frank Kovick: There was one in ’41.
Stacey: There was one in ’41? Where?
Frank Kovick: In Sunrise.
Stacey: Sunrise…
Frank Kovick: It was huge, it destroyed most of the town.
Stacey: Really?!
Frank Kovick: Founders Day fire. They called it the “Miracle Fire” because nobody died.