Charlie is stuck with Jake as his driver when his license gets suspended on the season finale.
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Alan lays in bed with his girlfriend, Lyndsay, as they spent the night at her house.
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Jake hangs out with his new friend, Eldritch (Graham Patrick Martin), one of the popular kids from school.
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Alan ends up giving a little inappropriate massage to an older, lonely red head (Frances Fisher).
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A picture of Charlie Harper rocking a moustache while stalking his ex-fiancee, Chelsea.
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Chelsea grabs all of her things, including Sir Lancelot, her beloved cat. Well beloved by her.
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Chelsea returns after spending the evening with Brad, causing Charlie to get a little jealous.
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When Marcus (Mark Deklin) crashes his Internet date with Louanne (Lilli Berdsell), Alan unleashes his inner monster!
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Quotes

Alan: You plan on kicking me out when mom dies?
Charlie: You plan on being here when mom dies?

Jake [about his sister]: So far she eats, she poops and she sleeps. I'm not impressed
Berta: Give her a bad hair cut and she'd be you
Jake: Excuse you, I paid $9 for this haircut
Berta: Sorry