Charlie Drives Jake

Despite Jake's constant please to drive, Charlie takes the wheel as the two of them reverse... over Chelsea's cat... to get some food.
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Jake Wakes Up Charlie

Jake keeps trying to wake up Charlie to convince him to let Jake use his permit and go for a drive in Charlie's $80,000 Mercedes. Not gonna happen.
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Alan and His Ex-Mother-In-Law

Alan sits on the couch with his ex-mother-in-law, Lenore (Annie Potts) as she gets very drunk and high off pills. A little inappropriate for a babysitter.
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Alan and Lenore

Lenore, Alan's ex-mother-in-law, is busy sucking his finger. Why? Because she's wasted and hasn't gotten any in 14 years. Still disturbing.
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Chelsea Convinces Charlie

Chelsea manages to use her powers as a woman to convince Charlie to let Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, move into the house.
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Whipped by the Third Generation

Just when Alan and Charlie think they have their house back, they realized they're whipped by the third generation... Jake and his girlfriend, Celeste.
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Evelyn and Her Sons

Evelyn comes by to do a huge favor and help her sons, Charlie and Alan restore the balance of power in their home. They sold their souls.
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Evelyn Visits the Ladies

At the request of Alan and Charlie, their mother Evelyn comes by to visit the ladies... and Berta in last night's Two and a Half Men.
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Alan, Melissa, and Danny

Creepily, Danny the dummy came back in this episode as Alan and Melissa throw a party when Chelsea and Charlie head out.
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Charlie and Eddie Van Halen

Charlie learns from Eddie Van Halen, in a fantastic cameo, that the artist always brings a guitar into the bathroom in case he gets inspired. What's not explained is how his electric guitar produced such an awesome riff without an amp.
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Charlie and Friend Help Mia

Charlie and his studio friend, played by MadTV alumn Will Sasso, help Mia and her absolutely horrible voice record an album. Hey, anything to get in a woman's pants.
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Chelsea Meets Mia

Out with the old, in the with the new, as Charlie introduces his new fiancee, Chelsea, to his old, Mia.
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Quotes

Alan: You plan on kicking me out when mom dies?
Charlie: You plan on being here when mom dies?

Jake [about his sister]: So far she eats, she poops and she sleeps. I'm not impressed
Berta: Give her a bad hair cut and she'd be you
Jake: Excuse you, I paid $9 for this haircut
Berta: Sorry