Eye doctor: 1 or 2?
(shows a selection of girls)
Cartman: 1.
Eye doctor: 1 or 2?
(1 is an apple, 2 is a chocolate cake slice)
Cartman: 2.
Eye doctor: Goddammit, it's 1!

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South Park Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Eye Doctor: How's my little piggy today?
Cartman: Hey! Don't call me a little piggy!
Eye Doctor: I just say that because you're my little buddy.
Cartman: I'm just here for an eye exam alright? Keep the fat jokes to yourself.
Eye Doctor: Hop up on the chair. Don't break it now.
Cartman: God Dammit!

Stan: We can't fall asleep. We gotta nail that song. You got the tape recorder, Cartman? Cartman?? (taps him)
Kyle: He's asleep. Wake up fat ass!
Cartman: What what what?
Stan: Goddamnit! You can't fall asleep.
Cartman: I wasn't sleeping, I was just thinking really hard!