All the other men are going to be wearing black tuxedos. If al...
Alan: All the other men are going to be wearing black tuxedos.
Jake: If all the other men were jumping off a bridge would you want me to do that too?
Alan: If it would keep your mother off my back, yes!
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20: "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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