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Lisa: Apu, how did you survie?
Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted meat and as a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth


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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 4 Quotes

Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itself

Principal Skinner

Lighten up ladies, it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume

Homer Simpson