Peter: Boy Quagmire, I'm really sorry they fired ya. I feel like this is partially my fault.
Quagmire: (Sarcastically) No Peter, it's perfectly normal to siphon jet fuel from an active runway with the intention of flying a pickup truck.

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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 12 Quotes

Stink Fleaman: You know you're a redneck if you come from a rural area and behave as such.
Mike Drunkbeater: Ohhh! That dog of mine!
Walt "Coffee & Pie" Abernathy: Woohoohoohoohoo!
Larry, The Guy Who Works For The Department Of Water And Power: You tell me how that got in there. WOOOOOOO!

(Peter spits tobacco on the floor)
Brian: Peter, that's disgusting. Here, spit in this cup instead.
(Peter spits in cup and puts it on the arm of the couch)
Stewie: Oh, there's my apple juice.
Brian: Stewie, wait don't-
(Flashback to Stewie beating Brian)
Stewie: Where's my money? You gonna give me my money?
(Flashback ends)
Brian: Oh, nevermind.
(Stewie drinks from the cup and starts yelling)