Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes
Tony: I want to help.
Anton: One thing I've learned, Tony. Just because you want it doesn't mean it's going to happen.
Tony: Tell me about it. It's funny - never stops me from trying.
McGee: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you, in some kind of twelve-stop program for recovering misogynists?
Tony: These past few weeks have been.....interesting, haven't they? It's just gotten me thinking about the choices that we make and the people that we let in, or don't let in. Just trying to make it better. Any more questions?
McGee: Yeah. What'd you do with the real Tony?
Tony: Maybe this is the real Tony.
Tony: It's obvious you're looking to hire a replacement.
McGee: I don't know. Maybe you think we need the help. Three's the magic number. Who knows? But, we don't need anyone else, boss. And we don't want anyone either.
Gibbs: I was talking about the murder.
Grady: You all really care. About the job, but also about each other.
Tony: Well sometimes it's a pain in the ass.
Purcell: What happens now?
Tony: You're going to be held in a detention facility and booked for accessory to murder, illegal sale of explosive, and assaulting two federal officers.
Purcell: Two federal officers?
Tony: Yeah. Me and Agent Strickland.
Purcell: That old broad is an agent?
Vera: I just need one minute with that clown.
Murray: This kind of looks like you.
Tony: It is.
Murray: How close were you two?
Tony: Give me that.
Tony: Want to take a ride, Vera?
Vera: Bite me.
Deena Bashan: I inherited this place from my parents. The Davids loved across the hall. I was older than Ziva but I looked up to her. Even then she was a force: determined, inquisitive, stubborn as a mule.
Tony: Sounds about right.
We called them our "wills". Our teacher said that if we buried our wishes in the ground, and thought about them every night, they would become truth.Deena Bashan
McGee: "I will be a ballerina". I don't get it. This is Ziva. Shouldn't it say ninja or something?
Tony: Apparently there was a pre-ferocious phase.
Tony: it's pretty impressive. Mossad has eyes all over the city.
Director Elbaz: All over the world, Agent DiNozzo. It's our job to see.
Deena Bashan: Why should she have the man that she loves when she took mine from me?
Tony: I'm going to find her.
Deena Bashan: Ziva is gone Agent DiNozzo. When she left me that night she was not the same person.