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Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes (Page 5)

Tony: It's weird doing this stuff without her [Abby] isn't it? It's like going to a puppet show, except all the puppets are just laying there on the stage. These dead puppets. Sorry.
Ziva: Why are you sorry?
Tony: It's ...
Ziva: My father dies and all of a sudden you cannot talk to me about dead puppets. I'm fine, Tony.
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Tony: Tell me. What can I do? What do you need?
Ziva: Revenge.
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Tony: So help me, McBlivious, if you don't pounce on that hot Israeli action I will never forgive you.
McGee: Gabby's a spy, Tony. Flirting's just another weapon in her arsenal.
Tony: And what an arsenal, huh? That wasn't just flirting, Tim. That was....flirting. For whatever reason, she's caught the mc-fever and you're the only cure.
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Tony DiNozzo: Shabbat dinner?
Ziva David: It is Friday night. But I have no idea what or who you're talking about.
Tony DiNozzo: Just tell him Agent Meatball says "hi".
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Tony: I bet she's a panther in the sack!
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Tony: Male friends only want to sleep with you. Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan, When Harry Met Sally.
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DiNozzo: No name, but Marge Simpson was a regular.
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Doug: Stop talking to me like that.
Tony: Stop lying to me like that.
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Tony: [to Ziva] Think about it. First you had your little Miami vice, now Prince Albert in a can. Oh, they can't help it. You're just a walking Israeli love machine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: Apologize.
Tony: What for?
Ziva: For being you.
Tony: Sweetheart, if I had a dollar for every time I did that, I'd be loaded.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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