Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes (Page 6)
Season 8, Episode 3: "Short Fuse"
Dempsey: Who's he?
Tony: Public affairs officer.
Dempsey: You brought your publicist to a bomb threat?
• Rating: Unrated
Tony: Who's the new face of NCIS? You're lookin' at it, McEnvy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 1: "Spider and the Fly"
Tony: Come on, $22 a pound for rib eye? That's the real crime.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 20: "Moonlighting"
Tony: You need some lady advice.
Tim: I'd rather get a lap dance from a nun.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 18: "Jurisdiction"
Tony: Davy Jones. Used to sing with The Monkees.
Ziva: Real monkeys?"
Tony: I envy your brain sometimes.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Tony: This was no boating accident.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 15: "Jack Knife"
DiNozzo: We got nothing.
Tobias: I don't like the sound of that.
DiNozzo: [way more enthusiastically] WE GOT NOTHIN'!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 14: "Masquerade"
Ziva: What do you think Corporal Vega was doing at an empty warehouse?
Tony: I don't know. Why don't you pick the lock and find out?
Ziva: We do not have a warrant.
Tony: This building is foreclosed, which means it's owned by the bank, and since the people own the banks I think technically that means we own the building.
Ziva: Wow.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ziva: What is that?
Tony: It's a Geiger counter. You can't be too careful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: I mean, sure, Tim, you're kids are going to be smart, but mine have a shot at being really beautiful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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