Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes (Page 9)
Season 7, Episode 10: "Faith"
Tony: How many languages do you speak?
Ziva: Including the language of love? Ten.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ziva: So this is where a redthroat would hang out after being overseas for months.
Tony: It's not redthroat, it's redneck.
Ziva: Oh.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ziva: Bah hum-bog.
Tony: What?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ziva: That's him. Over there.
Tony: With his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: [answers phone] DiNozzo desk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "Child's Play"
Tony: Baby, I'm amazed. A maze of maize.
Ziva: What?!
Tony: Maize. It's the Indian word for corn.
Ziva: The Indian word for corn is maki.
Tony: Not Indians from India! Indians from, you know, here!
Ziva: Well if they were Indians from here then we would be called American Indians, you dork.
Tony: They'd be called Native Americans, Miss Citizenship Test.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Power Down"
Tony: High-tech case - low-tech ass-kickin'!
• Rating: Unrated
Gibbs: Book 'em, Dan-ozzo.
Tony: Nice Hawaii Five-O reference, boss.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 7: "Endgame"
McGee: Lee Wuan Kai: North Korean assassin, one time fanatical nationalist, credited with 27 targeted hits in seven countries, dozens more by association -
Tony: She likes quiet walks on the beach, laughing with friends and playing Frisbee with her C**ker Spaniel Rufus.
Ziva: It does not say that.
Tony: Well it might as well.
• Rating: Unrated
Tony: Well, you're off on your own, Ziva. I'm already enlightened. I know exactly where I am. It may not be pretty, but I am DiNozzo. Hear me roar.
Ziva: Like an elephant.
• Rating: Unrated
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