Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 13)
Season 20, Episode 5: "Dangerous Curves"
(Marge and Homer are kissing in the back of the peddle car)
Bart: Knock it off back there!
Homer: But we're married!
Bart: Ok, but keep it PG.
Homer: How about R?
Bart: PG-13.
Homer: Woohoo! Adult situations!
(Marge and Homer continue kissing)
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 3: "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
Homer: You just cost me $200,000!
Bart: I thought it was 50.
Homer: I was gonna bet it on the dogs!
• Rating: Unrated
(Bart marvels at the things in Simon's bedroom.)
Bart: Wow, cool poster of Joe Montana.
Joe Montana: (steps out of the wall) It's not a poster.
(Bart screams)
Joe Montana: I'm the real deal. Every day I stand here the family donates a million dollars to Notre Dame. Did you know the words "Notre Dame" are French, but the team is the Fighting Irish? That's the kind of thing I think about in here.
Bart: Back in the poster, gabby.
Joe Montana: Yes, sir.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Oh my, God. Simon set me up. And all this time I thought he wanted the life of a stranger he met in the bathroom.
• Rating: Unrated
Milhouse: Hey, Bart. I think I have a crush on your new sister.
Bart: You had a crush on my old sister.
Milhouse: Yeah, but that wasn't going to happen.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 2: "Lost Verizon"
Marge: Bart, how did you get a cell phone?
Bart: The same way you got me. By accident, on a golf course.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
(Dr. Hibbert gives Bart money after retrieving his golf ball.)
Bart: A dollar? What for?
Dr. Hibbert: It's the least I could do. These balls cost five dollars new.
Bart: So I can get a dollar for every ball I find? Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?
Dr. Hibbert: (speaking aside to Dr. Riviera, his caddy) This is why my kids go to private school. (Laughs)
• Rating: Unrated
(Bart is at Lisa's tea party)
Bart: I don't know why I agreed to this.
Lisa: Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.
Bart: Oh, you're right.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone. Your son is lamer than Milhouse! What does that say about you?
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: I'm never gonna have a cell phone.
Lisa: And I'm never gonna go to Machu Pichu. In this family, you get used to disappointment.
• Rating: Unrated
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