Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 15)
Season 19, Episode 17: "Apocalypse Cow"
Bart: Sorry, Lise. I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: (to Mary) I didn't know Cletus was your dad!
Cletus: She had a regular city birth, in a gas station.
• Rating: Unrated
(Bart introduces himself to Mary.)
Bart: I'm Bart. This is my calf, Lulubelle.
Mary: Uh, you know that's a boy, right?
Bart: Oh, I thought she was peein' out of her nipple.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Bart: (to Lou) I don't care how much of a pumped-up freak you are. I still love you. The way Barry Bonds' kids probably still love him.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 16: "Papa Don't Leech"
Bart: Dad was Colonel Homer and he wore that awesome suit and Lurleen wanted to bunk his brains out! But I forget how Mom felt about it.
(Marge grinds her teeth angrily)
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Just sit still in my lap.
Bart: What lap?
Lisa: All I see is a gut with knees.
Homer: Why, you little!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 15: "Smoke on the Daughter"
Homer: Son, while your mother and little mother are out, I'm gonna let you in on a deep, dark family secret.
Bart: You have a drinking problem?
Homer: I said secret.
• Rating: Unrated
(Homer and Lisa are excited about the latest Angelica Button book.)
Lisa: The last book in the series goes on sale at midnight and we're gonna go stand in line.
Bart: Wait in line for a book?! You tell 'em Bart says hey.
Homer: Come on, boy. All the nerds are doing it.
Bart: I'm not a nerd. I'm a jock who's too cool for sports.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 19, Episode 14: "Dial N For Nerder"
Bart: (about a school assignment) The Internet wrote it, I just handed it in.
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something!
Bart: You're right. Let's watch TV.
• Rating: Unrated
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