Brian Griffin Quotes (Page 5)
Season 9, Episode 14: "Tiegs for Two"
Brian: You just think you know everything don't you? You're just like a black woman in hindsight.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: Call me the "Paw." That's what I go by now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: Good morning everyone!
Lois: Ah crap, he's in love again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 10: "Friends of Peter G."
Brian: Uh no... uh I'm going to meet Jenny's cats.
Peter: What are you talking about? You hate cats.
Brian (gritting his teeth): I'm... going... to... meet... her cats...
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 8: "New Kidney in Town"
Brian: Lois, I only ask this because of the dire situation I'm in. But can I hump your legs for 15 uninterrupted seconds?
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Brian: Meg, you're so beautiful on the inside... but it's important that you know your limitations.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: Ah, it's a period joke!
Peter: Ah, it's a period period joke!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 7: "Road To The North Pole"
Stewie: Brian, why does the North Pole have black teenagers?
Brian: Um, uh, from Katrina?
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 6: "Brian Writes a Bestseller"
Brian: What the hell is your problem Zsa Zsa?
Arianna Huffington: What is yours, Snoopy?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: You have to do some of the work yourself. That's why there are 50 blank pages.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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