Brian Griffin Quotes (Page 7)
Season 9, Episode 1: "And Then There Were Fewer"
Stewie: I think a lot of people were looking at me like I was really attractive which makes me think I'm going to grow up to be really good looking.
Brian: What part of that statement is supposed to lure me into a conversation?
Stewie: I talk to you about wet tennis balls!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 20: "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"
Chewbacca/Brian: Why are you wearing Han's clothes? Seriously, watch the actual movie. Lando is wearing Han's clothes in this scene. It's really weird.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Princess Leia/Lois: There's something out there!
Han Solo/Peter: Where?
Princess Leia/Lois: Out there in the cave!
Han Solo/Peter: Ha! Crazy women always hearing thngs.
Chewbacca/Brian: There's something out there!
Han Solo/Peter: Let's go check it out.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 17: "Brian and Stewie"
Brian: I don't like strawberry yogurt.
Stewie: Picky for someone who eats from a plastic bowl from the floor every day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: It's by Charles Dickens.
Stewie: Giggity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: Try what? I practically french kissed your butt.
Stewie: Yeah there was no practically about it.
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie: Got some dessert for you.
Brian: You got to be kidding me.
Stewie: Come on, it's just throw up. You like throw up.
Brian: I do. I do like throw up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: You invented a time machine, but you can't get us out of a safe?
Stewie: Yeah, that's science. I'm not Houdini.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: Actually it's called Brian and Stewie.
Stewie: Really? Shouldn't it be person before animal, like Turner & Hooch?
Brian: I don't think that movie is a good example... of anything.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 14: "Peter-assment"
Brian: Don't you think it's too soon for a play about Terri Schiavo?
Chris: Or too late?
• Rating: Unrated
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