Brian Griffin Quotes
Brian: What the hell is your problem Zsa Zsa?
Arianna Huffington: What is yours, Snoopy?
You have to do some of the work yourself. That's why there are 50 blank pages.
Bill Maher: Help is such a strong word. How does this help people with cancer or in Darfur?
Brian: Well it's not really for that. It's for like, if you want a car or something.
Brian: Wish it, Want it, Do it.
Stewie: Love it!
Her fists are so dangerous, she's not allowed to be a lesbian.
That jerk dog from our patio door somehow got inside a hubcap.
Pink Panther: Hey first day being pink?
Pink Panther: Welcome to hell.
Stewie: It's True Blood.
Brian: No one knows what that is.
Stewie: Rich, gay people do.
Stewie: How do you not know that your reflection in the patio door isn't another dog?
Brian: Hey, that guy is a dick.
Dear God, who definitely exists, we your people who have been on this planet for 6,000 years and not a second more want to thank you for this bounty and keeping congress primarily white through Christ, our Lord.
Oh no! It's a multi racial TV gang, including white guys.
First I'm gonna stare at this brown paper bag that I'm pretty sure has food in it