Elaine Benes Quotes (Page 7)
Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"
Elaine: Marla and I went out for coffee and afterwards I was crossing the street and he was biking right towards me. So I got out of the way just in time, but then he ran into a parked car. He hit his head and everything went flying.
George: Something happened to the food?!!
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Elaine: This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, the one thing you gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality. It's really quite astounding. It's like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there.
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Season 4, Episode 9: "The Opera"
Elaine: Are you alright? You don't seem like yourself
Joe: Who am I?
Elaine: Good question..very existential. Who am I?..well obviously (looking at wall of photos of her)
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Elaine:You know, it's so sad that all you know about high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
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Elaine: You left your door open.
Joe Davola: I know, I like to encourage intruders.
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Elaine: Oh, dammit, you know I just remembered I gotta go. I left something on, the gas, the lights, the water in the tub. Something is on somewhere so Im just gonna get the uh
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Season 4, Episode 8: "The Cheever Letters"
Elaine: Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're alllaid out for me.
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Elaine: (apologizing for Jerry) It's very hard being a stand-up comedian. Sometimes they don't laugh!
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Season 4, Episode 7: "The Bubble Boy"
(Talking about George.)
Jerry: Look at him! he's going like a hundred miles an hour!"
Elaine: Yeah but it's not enough for George to go fast, he's gotta make good time.
Jerry: I know. He once made it from West 81st St. All the way to Kennedy Airport in 25 minutes, I never heard the end of it!
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Elaine: What's that?
Jerry: Oh, it's an autographed picture for my dry cleaner. I don't know what to write on these things. I hate doin' this.
Elaine: (reading) "I'm very im-PRESSED?"
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