George Costanza Quotes (Page 10)
Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"
George: Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Opera"
George: We'll take it.
Kramer: No.
George: No, are you crazy?
Kramer: Let me handle this.
George: That's $500 that's a great deal.
Kramer: Man, you're blowing it, the guy's a pigeon.
George: This is not a Metallica concert, it's an opera. A little dignity, a little class.
• Rating: Unrated
George: Do you know the last time I wore this thing? Six years ago, when I made that toast at Bobby Leighton's wedding.
Jerry: Oh, that was a bad toast.
George: It wasn't that bad.
Jerry: I never heard anybody curse in a toast.
George: I was trying to loosen 'em up a little bit.
Jerry: There were old people there, all the relatives. You were like a Redd Foxx record. I mean, at the end of the toast nobody even drank. They were just standing there, they were just frozen! That might have been one of the worst all time toasts.
George: Alright, still her father didn't have to throw me out like that, he could have just asked me to leave. The guy had me in a headlock!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "The Cheever Letters"
Jerry: So, she's taking about her panties, so, uh...so, I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"
George: "The panties your mother laid out for you"? What does that mean?
Jerry: I don't know! It just popped out.
George: Well, how did she react?
Jerry: She flipped out! Just left.
George: Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
George: Time is what he's indicating here.
• Rating: Unrated
George: I'm gonna need some water here!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
George: I have tremendous respect for people who work with feet. I mean, to dedicate yourself to the foot You're toiling in virtual anonymity.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Bubble Boy"
Bubble Boy: Moors!!
George: Moops!!
• Rating: Unrated
George: I'm sorry the card says "Moops."
• Rating: Unrated
George: (voice on answering machine, about Naomi) All right, you know she's got that laugh. What did you say? It's like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?
• Rating: Unrated
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