George Costanza Quotes (Page 4)
Season 4, Episode 17: "The Outing"
Kramer: Come on, I thought we were all gonna take a steam.
Jerry & George: No! No Steam!
Kramer: Well I don't wanna sit there naked all by myself!
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(To Jerry in front of reporter from NYU)
George: You see the way he talks to me?
• Rating: Unrated
George: I'm Buck Naked!
• Rating: Unrated
(When Elaine refuses to remove her coat)
George: Ya know, there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!
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George: You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. I'm no good!
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George: (explaining how he and Jerry met) Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since.
• Rating: Unrated
George: (trying to convince a reporter that he's not gay) Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!
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George: (trying one more tactic to end their relationship) I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay.
Allison: You're gay?
George: Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 16: "The Shoes"
Jerry: You know primavera is Italian for spring.
George: No!
• Rating: Unrated
George: Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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