(to Jules) Just trying to give you a surprise. Why are you struggling?

Bobby: It's raining Kirstens?
Grayson: My Kirstonas?

(to Jules) I'm feeling good about Jayson. It's Grayson and Jules. I combined our names like the way they do with celebrity couples.

(to Jules) I've been scared to say this, but all those ways you're different from me. That's why I love you. I love you Jules.

Grayson: Put Big Carl down.
Jules: No. He understands me.

Jules: Did you know that doves mate for life?
Grayson: I did not.

Grayson: I almost killed a lizard.
Jules: Oh great story.
Grayson: Thanks I worked on it.
Jules: Yeah go sit down. I'm making popcorn.

Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

Jules. What I was going to say before you poisoned me is that I am so lucky to have found you.

(to Jules) I'm happier with you than I've ever been in my life.

Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.

Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

We're even wearing the same unisex cologne. "Both" by Bruce Jenner.

Laurie