The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Homer Simpson Quotes
Don't drink my loved ones
Oh Marge I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to watch, even the children seem upset.
Homer: A-camping we will go
Marge: But where I still don't know
Homer: A place that's filled with sun and sand, a desert steamed from Disneyland, keep expectations low.
I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.
This is embarrassing to admit, but I haven't even thought about gels.
Yep, it's all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen circumstance to make that change. Pretty unforeseen.
Oh, what kind of erotic asphyxia?
I want his fame and fortune so much. Why must the lords of rock be so cruel?
Bart: What's a game show?
Homer: Something you make sketches about.
Homer: What I feel is envy.
Lisa: Wow! He's right.
Homer: Well good luck assembling all those toys without me!
Patty: We already did it!
Homer: Ah! The ghost of Marge future!
Homer: Yeah, but doesn't the money go to schools?
Apu: You have been to our schools, what do you think?
