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Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 10)

Season 23, Episode 4: "Replaceable You"
Homer: If an emergency alarm goes off, there's ear plugs in the top drawer.
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: Marge, get my seal club, the big one.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 3: "Treehouse of Horror XXII"
Homer: For further communication I will require more beans.
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: Halloween - the one time of the year where the squalor of our home works to our advantage.
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: I'm the floor. I can't move. So far a normal Sunday morning...
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 1: "The Falcon and the D'Ohman"
Homer: So much violence on the surface world, I'm going back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: No! Not the middle seat!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wayne: Your town appears on no maps or charts.
Homer: Yeah, they couldn't find a Google map photo without me naked or urinating.
Marge: And when there was a map makers convention here, we all got Lou Gerig's disease.
Homer: Not the one you're thinking of though, there's another one.
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 22: "The Ned-Liest Catch"
Homer: My doctor said don't walk.
Marge: That was a traffic signal!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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