Homer Simpson Quotes
A black hole...(whispering) I'm sorry, can we call it that?
Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something.
You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy, which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and woman before marriage. After that it's just hanging out with someone who kinda hates you but you can't get it together to leave.
Bart: Come on, Dad, you love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.
Homer: Lousy out-dated relics.
I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.
Homer: People here do not respect boundaries.
Ned: Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?
Cleatus the football robot, you're my only hope.
Homer: And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Moe: Hey Homer, I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.
Lenny: Trouble in paradise?
Homer: No, my marriage.
Homer: Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.
Choke on my numb blue hands.