Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 11)
Season 22, Episode 22: "The Ned-Liest Catch"
Bart: If fairytales have taught us anything, first wives are the best and second wives are terrible.
Homer: Just the opposite of real life.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 21: "500 Keys"
Homer: When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 20: "Homer Scissorhands"
Marge: Homey, you sure know how to please a woman.
Homer: As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius can not be stopped.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: I'm not a hairdresser. I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Homer: Put a James Taylor CD in the stereo so they think it was a suicide.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 19: "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
Marge: In a good marriage you never say, "I told you so."
Homer: Which is good for me because you're always right.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: He's cheating on Selma? Why go out for hamburger when you have rancid steak at home?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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