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Choke on my numb blue hands.

Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.

Bart's been raptured and his crap's been craptured.

Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!

Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.

Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.

Homer: What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.
Robot: We are the same temperature we have always been.

I'm all alone, and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who's to blame?

Homer: Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise - island something. Bart: It's like going to Hawaii without all the murderous locals.

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