Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 11)
Season 22, Episode 9: "Donnie Fatso"
Homer: I hope Heaven's outer room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.
• Rating: Unrated
FBI Agent: You will be known as Nicky "Bluepants" Altosaxophoni.
Homer: Can I keep the name after I'm done?
Agent: No. It belongs to the government.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.
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Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a solider in a war he started.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 8: "The Fight Before Christmas"
Homer: Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 7: "How Munched is That Birdie in the Window"
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 6: "The Fool Monty"
Homer: he will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.
• Rating: Unrated
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