Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 7)
Season 23, Episode 19: "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
Homer: Bart's been raptured and his crap's been craptured.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 18: "Beware My Cheating Bart"
Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 17: "Them, Robot"
Homer: What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.
Robot: We are the same temperature we have always been.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: I'm all alone, and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who's to blame?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 15: "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
Homer: Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise - island something. Bart: It's like going to Hawaii without all the murderous locals.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 14: "At Long Last Leave"
Homer (on Maggie): Let her slice off the tip of your ear and she'll go right to sleep.
Carl: No
Homer: That's not a choice you get to make.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Homer: Oh, I always thought tarred and feathered was just a figure of speech. Good luck patching pot holes and stuffing pillows now!
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beers.
Homer: Then you have a serious reading problem.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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