Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 5)
Season 4, Episode 19: "The Implant"
Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.
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Kramer: Come on, what's wrong with my boys?
Jerry: Your boys should stay in their neighborhood.
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Jerry: I usually last about ten minutes on the stairmaster. Unless, of course, there's someone stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour. That's why they call it the stairmaster. You get up there and you stare.
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Season 4, Episode 18: "The Old Man"
George: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
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Jerry: I HATE my guyhe's a mean, MEAN guy!
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George: Let me ask you something... What do you do for a living, Newman?Newman: I'm a United States postal worker.George: Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?Newman: Sometimes.Jerry: Why is that?Newman: Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more, but the more you get out, the more it keeps coming. And then the bar code reader breaks. And then it's Publisher's Clearinghouse day.Jerry: All right, all right.
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Jerry: The agency sent me.
Mr. Fields: The agency, what agency? The CIA?
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Season 4, Episode 17: "The Outing"
George: Two tickets to "Guys And Dolls"! I'm gonna go with you!
Jerry: "Guys And Dolls"? Isn't that a lavish, Broadway musical?
George: It's "Guys And Dolls," not "Guys And Guys."
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Jerry: I've been outed, and I was never in!
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Jerry: We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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