Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

Y'know I remember when I was a kid growing up, kids would make fun of my name like you wouldn't believe - 'Jerry Jerry Dingleberry', 'Seinsmelled'

Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling

Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.

Elaine: Come on. Don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?Jerry: Yes they do!

I usually last about ten minutes on the stairmaster. Unless, of course, there's someone stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour. That's why they call it the stairmaster. You get up there and you stare.

Kramer: Come on, what's wrong with my boys?
Jerry: Your boys should stay in their neighborhood.

Jerry: The agency sent me.
Mr. Fields: The agency, what agency? The CIA?

I HATE my guyhe's a mean, MEAN guy!

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