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You broke Bobby, you fix him. And I'm borrowing this. It's cute.

Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!

Do you know who else mates for life? Termites.

Could you imagine if we ever dated. It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.

(to Ellie about Andy) I'm going to beat the optimism out of that man.

Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.

You said you'd be mean, but that cut like a knife.

(pretending to be Ellie) Jules, I can say you look beautiful, because you're the only one I'm nice to.

Chick: Ding a ling a ling...
Jules: That's my cue since I was four. I had to use both my hands.
Laurie: Awe how cute.

Why? Why won't he love me.

Smith: Wow! That was like writing a mechanic bull.
Laurie: We should break up more often.

I can be friends with my ex.

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Jules

Laurie [to Jules for picture]: Arch your back and stick out your chest
Ellie: And say classy!

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