Lisa Simpson Quotes
Lisa: Willie, I love your chaps.
Willie: Me pants are ripped out.
Lisa: I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class.
Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
Moe: And that's that. Another story in the classic infallible three-act structure. Good enough for Aristotle, good enough for The Simpsons.
Lisa: Mr. Szyslak I have feeling there's going to be one more act to this story.
Moe: Well I'm not hanging around for that. Pfftt. Four acts.
It's so diverse. I've died and gone to a PBS kid's show.
Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beers.
Homer: Then you have a serious reading problem.
I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!
Homer: Do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?
Lisa: "They self-reference each other!"
Lisa: Sometimes i wish strangling your kid was still legal.
Marge: Not since they passed Homer's Law.
You can always go back to Michigan. They're still under Sharia law.
I got the idea from every movie ever made.
Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made-up?
Lisa: They're using pancakes as spoons.
Marge: Ooh let's see what else they do wrong.