Lisa Simpson Quotes (Page 4)
Season 22, Episode 5: "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
Lisa: Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Bart: What's your note say?
Lisa: The seven of clubs?
Homer: Tada!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lisa: Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back and look fondly at our house.
Bart: Well stop in and say hi to me because I'll still be there chilling in my basement bachelor pad.
Homer: Make sure to water my backyard grave.
Bart: As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.
Homer: Just don't dress me up as a woman.
Bart: We'll see.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
Edmund: You have beautiful eyes.
Lisa: They're just dots in circles.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 3: "MoneyBart"
Lisa: You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game, beaten in excitement only by every other sport.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lisa: Ralph can't play because he's too juiced.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: Players play and managers manage.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 1: "Elementary School Musical"
Lisa: What kind of artists are you?
Jermaine: Sandwich artists.
• Rating: Unrated
Bret: She can't hear us. We're stage whispering.
Lisa: I can hear you.
Jermaine: No you can't!
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.
Grampa: Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
Lisa: Emily Dickson!?
Grampa: No, I was just describing my day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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