Lisa Simpson Quotes
I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!
Homer: Do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?
Lisa: "They self-reference each other!"
Lisa: Sometimes i wish strangling your kid was still legal.
Marge: Not since they passed Homer's Law.
You can always go back to Michigan. They're still under Sharia law.
I got the idea from every movie ever made.
Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made-up?
Lisa: They're using pancakes as spoons.
Marge: Ooh let's see what else they do wrong.
Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.
Lisa: You're gonna regret the day you were born.
Bart: I already do, it's too close to Christmas.
Aunt Selma is treating a mob boss like an ordinary tax payer!
You're as pure as the ether that puts you to sleep.
Prepare to have everything you knew about milk cans challenged!