Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXPopular Lois Griffin Quotes
This shouldn't embarrass you, the size should embarrass you.
Lois: Doctor, do you think the brain tumor could have anything to do with Brian's recent behavior?
Doctor: Hmm, I haven't heard of brains being linked to behavior, but I suppose anything's possible.
Chris: Mom, is dad gonna die?
Lois: Well Brian's the one with the brain tumor.
Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.
You shouldn't have to do porn to feel appreciated.
Lois: I thought you said you'd take care of it!
Peter: I did. He slept with it, now he'll slowly grow to hate it for the next 20 years.
Chris: Hey Heather I made your favorite cookies, now I want to hear about your day.
Peter: Hey Lois I heard Katherine Heigl likes to french kiss.
Lois: Oh my god, Chris treats that pile of junk better than Peter treats me!
Chris: It's made of skittles! You want to eat the baby together on the way home?
Lois: Yeah, I'd like that.
Peter, are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show? Peter that's not gonna work, you can't just --
Lois: Oh I'm not doing anything special, just sitting here with the baby.
Stewie: Screw you too.
Peter: Alright, lets dope her up good -- get that mouth off her.
Cleveland: No Peter! The problem is you!
Shhh! The green shirt went by again! If it goes around 30 times in 5 minutes, you get to have a diet coke!
