Lois Griffin Quotes (Page 5)
Season 10, Episode 6: "Thanksgiving"
Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 5: "Back to the Pilot"
Lois: "Well, laundrium insertum!"
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 3: "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q"
Lois:Oh my god, not that guy. Isn't he the one that beats her?
Peter: Yea, but she's gotten a LOT better.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 1: "Lottery Fever"
Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 19: "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
Peter: Hey, check it out! It's another chick! The only other chick in the galaxy!
Lois: I don't like her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Who braided your hair? Did the Ewoks braid your hair? So they use spears with wooden tips but understand the finer points of cosmetology?
Lois: I know...it's not as good as Empire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: I'm from Alderaan. It's kind of the Mississippi of the galaxy.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 18: "Foreign Affairs"
Lois: Well, can we at least do some Muppet-style sight-seeing first?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: Not a lot of people of color here but the ones that are black are really black.
Bonnie: I noticed that.
• Rating: Unrated
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