Lois Griffin Quotes (Page 7)
Season 9, Episode 9: "And I'm Joyce Kinney"
Lois: Oh my god! I thought we were friends! The kind of really good
friends that communicate with each other poorly through Facebook!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: No, you're a lady bigshot... like Miss Piggy!
• Rating: Unrated
Lois [as Stewie aims a blaster at her]: Well, let me just say, it's
nice to be standing here with no one trying to murder me.
Stewie: Yea, no you're fine...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 5: "Baby, You Knock Me Out"
Lois: No matter what you do the rest of your life, you'll always be garbage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 4: "Halloween on Spooner Street"
Lois: Where you off to sweetie? You gonna go see three movies in a row so it seems like you're off doing something?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois: You can't just around in black face. It's racist. Now go upstairs and put on that Indian chief costume I bought you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 1: "And Then There Were Fewer"
Lois: Oh my God. You're 40!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 20: "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"
Princess Leia/Lois: There's something out there!
Han Solo/Peter: Where?
Princess Leia/Lois: Out there in the cave!
Han Solo/Peter: Ha! Crazy women always hearing thngs.
Chewbacca/Brian: There's something out there!
Han Solo/Peter: Let's go check it out.
• Rating: Unrated
Han/Peter: Hey guys.
Leia/Lois: Han! What are you still doing here?
Han/Peter: Well I just realized my spaceship works better when I HAVE THE KEYS! Duh!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leia/Lois: We're gonna be pulverized!
Han/Peter: Look, we got four or five of the main characters on board this ship, so I think we're okay.
• Rating: Unrated
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