The Simpsons

Marge Simpson Quotes (Page 7)

Homer: We'll be sued into the poor house and we'll be forced to eat garbage the rest of our lives.
Bart: That's no problem, mom can make garbage taste great.
Marge: Thank you.
Bart: I mean it.
Marge: And it means the world to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Homer: I want to eat at Moe's express.
Marge: The last time you ate there, you spent three nights at the mall jail.
Homer: That was last week and you're still bringing it up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: Then again there's only one way to get an accurate reading. Bart, pants.
Lisa: Just close your eyes and think of Milhouse.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marge [as Mabel]: Now let's take you to a place where a black man can blend in... Canada.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: The motto of the Simpsons is: "quit while you're ahead."
Marge: I made it into a sampler.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: Our family was on the underground railroad.
Bart: We ran a subway station?
Lisa: No, the underground railroad was a bunch of people that helped slaves escape to Canada. There were no actual trains and it wasn't underground.
Bart: Then they should have called it the "above ground normal road."
Homer: Good point, Bart.
Lisa: I never thought of that before.
Marge: Very good, Bart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: Homer! We're going to Vancouver!
Homer: Pack your winter coat, we're going to Canada's warmest city.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Agnes: Where did you learn to sweep like that?
Marge: I've been training all my life. I once swept red wine off a white carpet.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marge: Ice skating, a sport that encourages hand holding.
Homer: Would you like to wear mittens or go commando?
 • Rating: Unrated

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