Marge Simpson Quotes
Marge: How come they never call me fun mom?
Homer: A family's like a team. On every team you have the slam dunking mega star and the referee.
Marge: I take your sugary sweets and give you healthy items...
Bart: This is exactly why kids need a union.
Edna: We have shirts from other high schools.
Marge: Ooh, we can wear those to the nice malls.
I do have a place you can go, where a man with sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.
Wayne: Homer is implanted with several high powerful traffic devices.
Marge: How did that happen?
Wayne: I left them in a bowl and he ate them.
Wayne: Your town appears on no maps or charts.
Homer: Yeah, they couldn't find a Google map photo without me naked or urinating.
Marge: And when there was a map makers convention here, we all got Lou Gerig's disease.
Homer: Not the one you're thinking of though, there's another one.
What brought you to Springfield, was it our Frito Lay distribution center?
Homer: My doctor said don't walk.
Marge: That was a traffic signal!
You can never raise a hand to a child. Just stop cutting the crust off their sandwiches. They'll get the message.
Marge: Homey, you sure know how to please a woman.
Homer: As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.
Newsweek magazine did say it's good to change careers... right after they laid off all their editors.
Marge: In a good marriage you never say, "I told you so."
Homer: Which is good for me because you're always right.