Marge Simpson Quotes (Page 5)
Season 22, Episode 10: "Moms I'd Like To Forget"
Marge: Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: I'll buy the white wine.
Marge: You can't buy white wine!
Bart: Why not? Are you having red meat?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Marge: Why do you have to eat have to eat peanuts in the shower?
Homer: It gives me the fresh circus feeling in the morning.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 8: "The Fight Before Christmas"
Marge: This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 6: "The Fool Monty"
Marge: This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume?
Comic Book Guy: Because I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
Homer: They should call this one recipe for murder.
Marge: What do you mean "this one?"
Homer: Never mind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 2: "Loan-A-Lisa"
Marge: Is that the cat in there?
Homer: It's a cat, I'm not sure if it's THE cat.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Bart: I thought we were going to breakfast.
Marge: First, we're visiting grampa.
Homer: No fair, we just went to church.
Bart: So we already heard stories from thousands of years ago that didn't happen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 1: "Elementary School Musical"
Marge: I don't wanna get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 22: "The Bob Next Door"
Bart: Mom, can I go?
Marge: Is your room clean?
Bart: No.
Marge: Good, that will give me something to do while you're the game.
• Rating: Unrated
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