Marge Simpson Quotes (Page 8)
Season 21, Episode 12: "Boy Meets Curl"
Marge: Ice skating, a sport that encourages hand holding.
Homer: Would you like to wear mittens or go commando?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 8: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
Marge: A branch must have knocked out the power lines.
Bart: That's fine, I'll see what's on TV.
Marge: That runs on electricity, also.
Bart: Alright, I'll watch a DVD, there's no way that runs on electricity.... Really, does Obama know about this?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 7: "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
Marge: From now on the only witch in Lisa's life is which boy will marry her.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 6: "Pranks and Greens"
Marge: From now on our family is eating healthy food that looks bad on the shelf and good in our colon.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 5: "The Devil Wears Nada"
Marge: The most intimate evening we spent this week was when I was ironing your shirts
Homer: Actually, those were Carl's shirts
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: You two are going out? I thought I told you the Flanderers were coming over for dinner.
Lisa: I'm having a tea party at Jamie's.
Bart: And I'm having a stink bomb party at the house next to Jamie's... no connection.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Stop dragging me! When i get older I'm gonna drag you around and buy you clothes.
Marge: Oh, that's wonderful!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XX"
Homer: Marge, can you still love a man that's half beer?
Marge: I always have
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: I can't kill her, she's Lisa's god mother
Apu: You can apologize in hell
Marge: I guess I could!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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