Milhouse Van Houten Quotes (Page 4)
Season 18, Episode 17: "Marge Gamer"
(Marge discovers that Milhouse is a girl)
Marge: Why, Milhouse. Don't you look lovely.
Milhouse: (Angrily) It's a spell! (Sweetly) And thank you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 14: "Yokel Chords"
Milhouse: They say that Dark Stanley will kill you, then go wee-wee in your skull.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 11: "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
Milhouse: Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 8: "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
Milhouse: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 18, Episode 5: "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
Milhouse: Bart, can we go to Banana Republic? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
Bart: Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever . . . (sees mannequin) Oh my God, she's beautiful!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
Bart: Finally someone who does whatever I say!
Milhouse: Hey, Bart. I shaved my head like you told me.
Bart: Get lost!
Milhouse: Yes, master!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 1: "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
(In her car, Marge picks up Milhouse for school.)
Milhouse: I brought my own car seat. Look!
(Milhouse straps himself in.)
Milhouse: Hey, Lisa, my safety bar matches your eyes. (Laughs)
• Rating: Unrated
(Fat Tony drives the school carpool home.)
Fat Tony: Milhouse, may I borrow your three-ring binder?
(Milhouse holds up two binders.)
Milhouse: Garfield or Love Is...?"
Fat Tony: Uh, I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 21: "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Bart: I'm going to keep the Mary Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again.
(it rings and Bart answers it)
Milhouse: Hey Bart, you want to go play with that X-ray machine in the abandoned hospital?
Bart: Sure!
• Rating: Unrated
Bart and Lisa: (Singing dull) Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs.
Grampa: Sing it like you mean it!
(Grampa plays harmonica and the kids sing it with style.)
Bart and Lisa: What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
Bart: Fat kids.
Lisa: Skinny kids.
Bart: Kids who climb on rocks.
Lisa: Tough kids.
Bart: Sissy kids.
Milhouse: (Sticks head from the window.) Even kids with chicken pox love--
Family: Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs.
(Grampa stops playing harmonica.) The dogs kids love to bite!
Lisa: Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?
(Everyone except Lisa starts singing the "Chicken Tonight" jingle.)
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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