Officer Barbrady Quotes
Season 4, Episode 5: "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
Mr. Garrison: I'm telling you, Officer Barbrady, this is all a terrible mistake.
Barbrady: Well, the FBI says I have to keep you here, so that's what I'm gonna do, Mr. Complainypants.
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Officer Barbrady: Wow, they've got activists for everything these days.
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Season 4, Episode 2: "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
Police Officer: JESUS CHRIST! HE'S GONNA RAM IT!
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Police Officer: Crazy son of a bitch!
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Season 3, Episode 10: "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
Randy: Here's Korn's van!
Lady in mob: Let's flip it over!
Officer Barbrady: Okay people, let's try to stay orderly. The best way to do this is to all get on one side and push from the top.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 8: "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
Officer Barbrady: So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics are gonna commit mass suicide?
ATF Agent: Oh, don't worry, we won't let that happen. Even if it means we have to kill each and every one of them.
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Season 3, Episode 2: "Spontaneous Combustion"
Officer Barbrady: (upon seeing Cartman on the cross) T is for turtle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Officer Barbrady: Stand back, people, give the little burnt boy some breathing room!
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Season 2, Episode 18: "Prehistoric Ice Man"
Dr. Mephisto: Let's just hope the press doesn't get wind of this right away.
(door opens and press comes)
Officer Barbrady: Stand back, people, there's nothing to see here!
Press guy: What about the prehistoric ice man?
Officer Barbrady: Oh, yeah, there is that!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 17: "Gnomes"
Mr. Tweek: What can I get for you, Officer Barbrady?
Barbrady: Oh, just the usual.
(Mr. Tweek hits Barbrady in the face with a cat)
Barbrady: Thanks! See you tomorrow!
• Rating: Unrated
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