Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

Lisbon: Where are you?
Jane: Following the scent of murder like a bloodhound.

Jane: I guess we need to think outside of the box.
Lisbon: That's always a bad sign.

No rest for the wicked. Where did the wheel of death stop today?

I understand how you're feeling right now, believe me but you are a father and you have children you need to see grow up. Besides, I think she's still alive.

You can lead a man anywhere as long as he thinks that he is driving.

It's possible I was a tad hasty but you got my ire up.

I think we know what feels right and I think that that should be our guide.

Don't tell a whole lot of little lies, just one big lie is enough and everything else just stays the same.

Promise me you'll wear the flip flops when you shower. Hear me out. A, you look less attractive which should be considered and B. the floor is a petri dish.

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

The people who built this jail were nice enough to put doors in the walls. Why don't they just use them?

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.