We're the law. We can do whatever we want.

You really want me to tell you? It's going to ruin the surprise.

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.

Lisbon: When are you getting your shoes back?
Jane: They're not so bad, are they?

Just for future reference, that large mirror is in fact a window.

Lisbon: I didn't say anything.
Jane: I was talking to the hallucination.

Lisbon: Now you're stealing an ambulance?
Jane: No, I'm just admiring the interior.

My daughter was murdered. I found her body.

In some South America countries it's said that if black ants enter your house then someone in your family might die.

Same as it ever was, more bodies, more death.

She's a stepping stone to Red John. I knew that from the beginning. I don't have any feelings for her.

Lisbon: What about your promise to Bertram?
Jane: I had my fingers crossed.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.