Your temples are pulsing like some weird undersea creature. If that's not anger, you should see a doctor.

She believes, poor soul, in a benevolent universe.

Go to Hell goes without saying.

Good luck Teresa. Love you.

I killed a man last year. Turns out he wasn't the man I wanted to kill. Wrong guy...anyway.

Stuff just happens, that's all. Just one damn thing after another.

Lorelei: So you're not magician?
Patrick: No. I'm a con man. I steal from people.

If you don't get the bad guy then what's the point of all this?

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

If you try to question her or even talk to her I will hurt you badly.

There's excitement afoot.

There's no tyranny like petty tyranny.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.