I'm afraid they've undermined the foundation of your memory palace.

Sarcasm doesn't suit you much at all.

What do I think? I think I'm hungry.

A little heckling and you blow a simple pass. You're losing your touch.

I'll take health any day. After the game's over the king and the pawn go back into the same box.

Lisbon: You're a cool customer. You think you can outrun a tiger?
Jane: I don't have to. I just have to run faster than you.

Who wears hemp other than rich men and medieval peasants?

Don't fret. Rich dead men don't go unclaimed for very long.

I know, I know. You don't know whether to hug me or to hit me.

I don't have to prove anything. You do.

Quit your play acting because you're really not very good at it.

Jane: Lisbon sends her love.
Darcy: I doubt that.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.