The Mentalist

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The mentalist
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Officer: I'd like an apology.
Jane: Oh really. Dream bigger pal. You're not going to get one from me.

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Dr, Montague: Did you know that California leads the nation in the number of serial killers?
Jane: Job security, at least.

Well at least you're wrong with conviction.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.

Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.

You had her at Little Lady.

If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Maybe you can just shove him in a corner before he starts to smell.

You're very well groomed for a crazy person.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.