You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

Jane: If Director Bertram wanted a CBi presence to jump off a cliff would you and your CBI presence jump off that cliff?
Lisbon: If there was overtime, sure.

Hydrangeas don't lie. Well, if they talked they wouldn't lie.

Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.

Come on Starsky. Let's go get him. I'll drive.

Jane: Your taste for bad boys is a sad relic of your childhood mistreatment. No need to pick it back up again.
Shelly: Oh gee. Thanks for the advice Dr. Phil.

Jane: Thought I was losing my touch there for a second.
Lisbon: God forbid.

You've got a great skull. I've always said that.

That's just snitching. Isn't that against your code of honor?

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Lisbon: Who do you think did it?
Jane: Jabba the Hut.
Lisbon: Seriously.
Jane: Ming the Merciless?
Lisbon: OK.
Jane: Alf?

I know you have the doctor patient confidentiality thing. Lets not worry about that now.

The Mentalist Quotes

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.