The Mentalist

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The mentalist

Jane: I take this nap for freedom, Lisbon. For every little guy who has a dream.
Lisbon: Nap later. Now we fight crime.

Jane: Says our missing girl is an unstable nympho-maniacal stoner. Interesting.
Doctor: I didn't say that.
Jane: Yes you did. You practically screamed it.

I come bearing a practical and speedy solution for all of your crime solving problems.

Jane: What's your trick, Max?
Max: Inner peace.
Jane: The kind of peace you get when you shoot your wife's killer?

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Jane: I programmed my dreams to work on the Red John case.
Lisbon: Oh, well then make sure you put in for overtime.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.

Lisbon: You should make that call.
Jane: What call?
Lisbon: Right, like I'm not a detective too.

What the hell are you thinking! Don't you understand who you are dealing with!

Red John is mine.

Oh come on! That's pretty good.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Jane

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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