Deak: And you should have gone to jail you miserable sleazebag.
Jane: Well, nice to meet you too.

Lisbon: I could kill you with my bare hands.
Jane: Well, it's not the first time.

Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?

Lovely to see you. Keep working that bum wing

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Lisbon: I have a bad feeling about this.
Jane: Well you've been shot. You're bound to have a gloomy outlook.

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

She's just praying. She's scared and so am I. If I could find somebody to pray to then I'd probably do the same.

Seriously, a man uses a bomb to rob a bank. This is baroque. Mysterious even.

Just me and my demons and their not going to hurt you.

The Mentalist Quotes

Turns out being understood is an underrated pleasure.


(to Jane) You, you're golden.